My Heart is Like a Toaster

August 27, 2021 by Eric Lieser

My toaster had been bad for a while. Every time I tried to get good toast or a well toasted bagel from it, I was disappointed. I didn’t heat well. It took way too long to do its job and it only made poor quality toast. I wiped the dust off, that did not help. I cleaned the crumb tray, it did nothing. I plugged it into a different outlet. Bad t